Oh, man, that was beautiful. Many many thanks to
jerie for pointing me to
this little gem of a parody:
Blemishes I laughed, I cried, I stuffed my face. Thanks,
zakhad. You rule.
P.S. Was Shinzon really just a teenager? I had him pegged as early twenties. Don't tell me I have to go to The Bad Place again. I'm still traumatized over Daniel Radcliffe.